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Adolf Gustav Müller, referred to as Alf Müller, was an Australian dairy farmer and member of the Queensland Legislative Assembly.
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The 2010–11 Radford Highlanders men's basketball team represented Radford University in the 2010–11 NCAA Division I men's basketball season. Led by head coach Brad Greenberg, the team played in Big South Conference (BSC). They finished the season 5-24 overall and 2-16 in conference play, however, both of their conference wins and four of their wins overall were vacated due to NCAA violations committed by Greenberg, members of his staff, and a player on his team.
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