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{"type":"dad","setup":"Why don't eggs tell jokes?","punchline":"Because they would crack each other up.","id":384}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?","punchline":"He was a good conductor.","id":114}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
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